Jane Doe's Page

Ok. This is the deal. I put my ad up on CL and found a super funny guy that has a lot in common with me. I didn't get too excited and totally restrained from physical touch or conversation of sexual nature to help me figure this guy out. Let me say I can't think of anything better than sex. There are nice things to do and fun to be had but hot sweaty sex is just it - for me. Anyway, don't judge, everyone else probably just likes to cuddle, right? Pffft.

I took this guy around all of my friends… Continue

When I get bored I begin to teeter on the edge of a jagged cliff. Maybe I am an excitement junkie or just don't want to think if I die tomorrow I just did nothing, planned nothing, am planning to do nothing. See? At least when I die I can be cruising through the tunnel thinking "snap. I'm gonna miss that sea urchin diet class on Tuesday". But I have nothing right now. I was good for about a week with boredom but my mind will not sit still. If nothing is going on I find the ant pile of life and s… Continue

I was thinking the other day (yes, thinking) what a spawn from my dildo would be. My poor BOB is so used and abused I can hear him whimpering from my drawer. Anyway, I hope that's what it is. I don't think my anal beads can make any noise and btw I don't know how those beads got there. That gives ya a shiver down the spine, huh? Really. I was going through my drawer working on a FrankinBOB and found them in the back. I was like FRICK I so don't remember even wanting any of these. I get a lot of… Continue