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It seems like only a couple of days since I have been on here and then I look at the date of my last post and wonder where has the time gone? One thing that I did get the chance to do is people watch this past week-end. I have to admit I am in a more rural area then where I use to live. Maybe that is why I find so many people that seem so different to me. Anyway it's interesting what you see. I won't go any further into it for fear of insulting someone. It's just not what I am use too. That's al… Continue

The Halloween party that I mentioned in a earlier post turned out to be a blast. I had gotten a little help ( okay a lot of help ) with cutting out and sewing my costume. I was thinking that, being just a long flowing cape with a hood, it shouldn't that hard to cut out and sew together. The pattern was marked as being easy. They lied, they lied, they lied !!! I never saw so many little pieces of fabric that needed to be cut out and sewed together. For crying out loud it's just a long flowing rob… Continue

Have you checked your smoke detectors ?
Have you checked your fire extingisher to make sure its still fully charged ?
Have you checked your heating system to make sure its ready for winter ?
Have you checked your fireplace to make sure its clean and ready to use ?
Have you checked to make sure that there are no open containers of dangerous liquids ?
we don't want the vapors to start a fire.
Do you have a fire drill plan for your house ?
Do you have a meeting location for everyone in case of an e… Continue

What's the most scary thing of my Halloween costume ? The fact that I am going to try and cut it out and sew it together. I have never made anything before ( sewing ) other then doing minor emergency repairs. This should be interesting.
The funny part about it is that the party that I am going to has a costume contest and first, second, and third place wins a bottle of wine. Avg. cost per bottle around 15- 20 dollars. Cost of fabric, pattern, etc. 58 dollars. Heck for 58 dollars I could have bou… Continue

It is amazing what some people will say with out even thinking. I went to pick up a pizza a couple of weeks ago. (and this sounds like a email joke that I got two days ago ) As I was standing there waiting for my order to be done. A woman walks in to pick up her order. They were just taking it out of the oven and the behind the counter guy asked the woman " how do you want your pizza cut? " Without thinking she said in triangles.

Okay it's a round pizza. So yeah it will be cut like a pie in wed… Continue